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"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 07/28/2014 at 23:20 • Filed to: None

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My dog, CJ Is the dumbest dog Ive ever encountered He did this thing tonight where he burrowed under the covers like he was digging a mine. This is not the first time he's done this just the first time I've got it on camera. last time I was on the floor laughing to the point of my asthma flaring. Does any other Opponaut's pets do strange, hilarious things?

Please excuse my weird voice, I have a deviated septum that alters my voice pitch when I'm congested.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:22

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That's a fluffy.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:22

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My dog tore the non-detachable antenna off my wireless router. Was wondering why I couldn't connect until he brought me the antenna, tail wagging happily.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/28/2014 at 23:23

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After the I stopped Video taping him He was a living ball of static cling.

ttyymmnn > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:23

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Not exactly sure what sort of dog that is (other than adorable), but that sounds like some pretty normal behavior. My mom has Lakeland Terriers, and she enters them in Earth Dog competitions. The dogs run through mazes, sometimes underground, to find a bait animal in a cage. They have to do it by smell. It goes back to the dogs' original breeding when they were used to catch vermin that burrow into the ground.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:23

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Your dog is totes adorbs

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire 07/28/2014 at 23:24

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My other dog once brought me a brown paper sack of a dozen bagels, He was holding it from the top in the middle. It was as if he was saying "Here I brought you this, Can I have some?"

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:24

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That's a cute face. Cute dog!

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:25

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Also nice poster there!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > ttyymmnn 07/28/2014 at 23:25

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He's a bijon Purebred

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 07/28/2014 at 23:25

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Thanks

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 07/28/2014 at 23:26

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Thanks

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:27

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I have a dog who will burrow under the covers so far he will fall off of the foot of the bed. Also, we got a game of CAH goin' here . Password is oppo.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:29

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HE'S STARING INTO MY SOUL!!! [-_-]

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 07/28/2014 at 23:29

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He does that too, we cant let him anymore though, He had a ruptured disc last august, we dont want it to recur. I dont have much time for CAH this week, I have alot going on between college and The torchbug, Im pretty busy.

Vicente Esteve > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:30

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For some reason my dog ONLY likes to eat cheese. And I do mean, ONLY cheese.

Oh, and he is beyond any celebrity of photogenic.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:30

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Is there any set schedule for the Torchbug?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Vicente Esteve 07/28/2014 at 23:32

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Cj isnt so picky with food, but he LOVES cheese, I meaN LOVES, He'll Climb up your leg to get to a piece of string cheese you are eating. But my poodle, Mel is very picky. He wont eat milkbones, only pupperoni. He will not eat crackers or chips unless you take a bite first.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:34

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our dog does this weird army crawl because she thinks she might be able to sneak away. even when shes on the leash (if we are at a friends house), she doesn't do it on a walk though.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 07/28/2014 at 23:34

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No, Its on a detour now, I'm getting it then next week its going to manwithsauce, then to sn210 and then to the east coast where it will slowly make its way back to the west coast

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:39

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you do have a very cute dog.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 07/28/2014 at 23:39

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Well thank you its his only redeeming factor, he can be very annoying and destructive

Vicente Esteve > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:40

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Hahahah, only if you take a bite?! Thats so weird. I have another dog which NO ONE loves but me. Its a Chihuahua that shouts and growls at everyone. But Haschie, the akita, he is so special, he likes being with people. He is very picky with food, as he will honestly take about half an hour to finish every meal, but the Chihuahua is pretty much a vacuum cleaner.

Here she is in my Girlfriends lap. The Chihuahua has a white chest and feet but brown body like a deer. Pretty cool color combo, I guess it was some kind of "Exclusive Color" Package.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:41

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so your name is marcus? cool, i don't think ive ever met anyone named marcus, you now have a second subscriber to your youtube channel.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 07/28/2014 at 23:43

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Well, thanks. Its a surprisingly uncommon name

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:44

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our dog is fairly smart, (we think she is part border collie with maybe a little lab in there). but since she is smart, its very hard to keep her occupied, she actually just had her first birthday today.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:44

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My dog's do weird things as well. They've been checked and are fine with no deficiencies and we've even changed up food, but they graze. They wander around the yard eating grass like cows. Neither of them have been around cows.

Here are the heifers.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 07/28/2014 at 23:51

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My poodle (not the dog pictured above) is very intelligent, He does things that you look for in the development of a child. He will tease you with his dog toys, he'll also play tag. Developmentally he's on par with a 3 year old human. He also knows how to tell you what he wants with certain looks. He will position his face in relation to yours and gesture with repetitive eye movements. He also holds grudges for about 24 hours. He will not look at me all day if I dont say good morning to him before I even so much as look at anything/anyone else first. My dogs are also old, CJ is 8 and Mel just turned 10 last month

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/28/2014 at 23:59

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I know poodles tend to be very smart, (im just guessing, but the one in the video is a bichon frise) but i have no clue how old dogs get becuase ive only had one for 5 months.

Btw is that someones leg or like a blanket at 8 seconds on the far right side (further right of the dog).

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 07/29/2014 at 00:05

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Big dogs like great danes and St Bernards only like to about 8-10

Medium dogs, like labs and german shepards dont live much past 12

and Small dogs like poodles, chihuahuas, bijons, and pomeranians can live to about 17-20

And the leg belongs to my mom, she was in bed with the dogs

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 07/29/2014 at 00:09

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thats funny, our dog will be sitting on the couch, and she will roll,over to let you pet her but she is not terribly aware of where she is going and has rolled right off the couch a couple of times.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/29/2014 at 00:12

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oh, thats good, I'm glad it wasn't a dead body or something ;)

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 07/29/2014 at 00:13

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Oh and CJ will only sleep next to a dead body I go grave robbing every night. JK too funny

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/29/2014 at 00:16

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do either of your dogs go up and down like the caps lock button?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 07/29/2014 at 00:18

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No, I wish

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/29/2014 at 00:22

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You have it easy my friend, only having to go dig a dead body out of the ground. my dog will only sleep next to a dead octopus that has 3 of its tentacles cut off, 2 must be right next to each other and the other must be on the 2 to the left of the left tentacle that was cut off.

VeeKaChu > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/29/2014 at 00:22

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I has an akita, and though I love him dearly he is as stupid as they come.

He *still* hasn't learned that he can push open doors and go through them. He will stand in front of a, for example, bedroom door that's open enough that he can see into it, but he has yet to figure out that if he just gives a little push he can go through.

Still, the least expensive burglar alarm.

Bonus content- the Groundhog's Day Blizzard of 2011

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 07/29/2014 at 00:24

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You must eat kalamari alot then

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > VeeKaChu 07/29/2014 at 00:27

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Your dog is gorgeous. CJ is so stupid He has ran into a wall once, dont ask me why Maybe he forgot it was there

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/29/2014 at 00:27

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I actually have only had kalamari once where i liked it.

Manuél Ferrari > Vicente Esteve 07/29/2014 at 00:55

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DOGE!!!!

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/29/2014 at 02:28

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Does any other Opponaut's pets do strange, hilarious things?

Yes, especially the great ones. Your dog is adorable.

Slow4o > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/29/2014 at 07:41

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That is a cute pit.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Slow4o 07/29/2014 at 08:26

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Which one do you think is Pit? The white one isn't.

Slow4o > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/29/2014 at 10:35

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It isn't? What is it? I guess I am pretty bad at figuring out dog breeds.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Slow4o 07/29/2014 at 11:27

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The white one is a full blood American Bulldog, and the brown one actually is a Pit/Lab/Boxer mix. American Bulldog's share a lot in common with Pit's, such as their looks and defense instinct. Am Bulls are just bigger.

Slow4o > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/29/2014 at 14:10

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Ok American Bulldog was my second guess, but I didn't want to guess wrong out loud again haha.

Captain_Spadaro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/29/2014 at 15:06

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Both of my cats do that. My dad says it's a sign they're comfortable with their surroundings.

Captain_Spadaro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/29/2014 at 15:08

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Also, one of my cats sometimes eats with his paws. He'll use one paw for dry food, and one paw for regular cat food. Friggin' smartass cat.